haha and reading those letters again made me laugh. i have kept every single note/letter/giftcard/insurance birthday card since the start of time itself. i think i love the simple things more. you know there was a time you read something and it made absolute nonsense. well there's always a time when nonsense starts making sense. i was too immature for my age i guess.. so here's my new favourite quote. "People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within." - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross. thats sexy.

i dont like it when people lie. but i probably do it more often then them anyway. but still, i do not like it.

trust.

and being a normal boy like the rest of the other boys my age, sometimes considered men (because you cant be a boy 22 years of your life), im currently 84kg and i still think im slim, i look better than average, i cant really see the stomach, or the flabby areas around my.. body. even though i was 72 in jc, i still think i look the same. okay except for the hair part. lucky for you women out there, bald is the new sexy. and it'll forever be sexy because one you go bald, you just cant go back.

and after thinking about this for a very long time, i have come to the conclusion that david sedaris is one funny little fucker.

watching transformers the 2nd time just doesnt cut it. this time i wasnt looking at the transformations anymore. but freaking hell the girl is damn hot. she's so hot that i just refer to her as the girl, because her name isnt important anymore. i quote the man brandon yeo chit hock, 'shit man her stomach is so flat she makes flat look fat.'

and i backed up everything in my computer into about 12 dvds. yahoo! all your bases are belong to us.

guys day out was a testosterone-laden success. barker funfair followed by paintball, rugby and transformers. what else can a guy ask for. that michael bay is mr. testosterone himself man. dan and me oohed and ahhed every single time optimus transformed. they should have just called him orgasmatron. but it was a fucking fantabulous day, and it made me realise that i love having a cock. Having one, as in being in possesion of one, as opposed to wanting one. yes, english can be cruel sometimes.

i really hope MOE screws up and im still on the damn award thing.

im going to take a break from poker, because in my life, im down $3. and that mean its gambling already, and i dont want to lose anymore. however, food is different. i'm probably down a few hundred thousand for that one. i think if i just eat bread for a week i can buy a car already.

and cheeese bun im just too tired now, from doing absolutely no shit. okay lah, at least today i picked out a nice brown sofa. at least now i have a place to actually sit in this house haha

just now during training taufik had a groin cramp. it was the first time i saw someone clutching his balls like they were falling off.. and it was freaking. hilarious. firstly, because he was stretching in a way that made him look like he was dry-humping the grass (but very painful humping). and secondly, the comments were just damn retarded lah. starting with 'eh, this afternoon stretch too much ah', followed up by 'later you ask your girlfriend massage lah' and then my personal favourite,'wah his cock got muscle sial' so lesson learnt, always stretch, otherwise kenna cock cramp.

today was one of those days you wish there was 4D because you know you'll confirm strike. i was suppose to meet ashok at 645pm at newton and he told me he was going to be late.. so i took my time to get onto the train. and i was there right, talking to shanti, walking through the mrt door, when i got a call from him. i look up and i see this guy with a phone stuck to his ear and oh my god it was ashok. and he was calling me. so right, we got onto the same train, at the same station at the same door, at the same time and he was calling me when i saw him. its times like these that i wonder if im a robot with a huge gps ass.

and the best part was before mahjong when yado called to say that his brother was stuck on the roof. and we all carried hammers and long screwdrivers to the tower block and from afar, i would think people would have been scared of us. pity they got out though, cause it'll be quite funny if the firemen actually came to rescue them

aunty mary said i was probably one of the more domesticated ones. i told her i just made konnyaku jelly today and right there! she died laughing. what i didnt tell her was that my jelly looked like diarrhoea and tasted like mango. and you know something's wrong because there was a piece of peach inside. son of a peach.

i have decided to start eating mos burger again. because sometimes its just nice to eat crisp clean fast food. and their quality control for their french fries is almost surgical. okay so 7 bucks for a meal that would keep me full for half an hour, not an incredibly good deal, but have you seen sloppy burgers. that and subway, the poor man's rich food.

this has got to be one of the most hauntingly beautiful songs ever. it can really set/change the mood. i remember watching him sing it live on some bbc special, and it was, for lack of better word and for extra emphasis, powersex maximus. it just sucks you in. surprise of my life when they used it in shrek 3. best enjoyed with a hot hot hot teh-chino, a fluffy quilt and a thunderstorm on the side.